Man scaping vs. Total shave down.

 

Man scaping vs. Total shave down.

First off, let’s start with the definition of man scaping according to the Urban Dictionary: 

For a guy to trim his pubic hair or to style it fashionably.

Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.

'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'

'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'

#trim #man #pubic #balls #hair

Several hours? Apparently, Bob is Sasquatch. 

“Style it fashionably”? WTF?

A complete shave down is just how it sounds, you completely shave down every part of your body until you look like a dolphin. It seems that this is a big trend among straight men per conversations with my friends. 

So, whatever your preference, here are some benefits to man scaping and/or shaving.

1.      You may get a second date.

2.      It makes your dick appear bigger. 

3.      Bacteria can grow in your pubic hair. So, less hair less bacteria. We want a musky, masculine smell down there, not a Stilton Cheese smell. 

4.      According to anecdotal evidence, you’re just gonna get more head if you shave down there. 

5.      No hair down there means none of that pesky post fellatio hair in the teeth. You know what I mean, when all the passion gets interrupted with one or both you trying to spit that hair out.  

6.      It just makes you feel better about yourself. If you feel better about yourself, you’re more confident, more confidence leads to more sex, more sex makes you feel better about yourself. It’s the circle of life!

In summary….

THIS

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NOT THIS

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Note: closely man scaping your pubic area or shaving too aggressively can produce razor bumps. 

Also, have one razor for your face and another razor for everything else. 

Here are some interesting terms I came across in the Urban Dictionary whilst “researching” this blog post. You should check them out. 

Painter’s Palette, Nick balls, tallywax, Ballscaping, and my personal favorite, ballsack mullet. 

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