Official Press Release - Launch 2020

 

New premium personal lubricant company, HELMET GREASE, creates four distinct products focused on intensifying erotic experiences for the male sexual warrior. AND, they’re giving away a year’s supply of free lube!

Helmet Grease was created by men for men.  Our philosophy – your arsenal deserves a great polish! Helmet Grease Premium Personal Lubricant has a unique formula designed for everything in your arsenal; pure silicone, water based, hybrid and natural. Made in the U. S. A. but created for the worldly man, Helmet Grease Arsenal Polish focuses on four main uses for personal lubricants; self-pleasure, shagging, toys, natural and edible play, Fed up with the limited selection in big box drug store chains and being embarrassed at the check-out line, we’ve created an easy way to have our premium personal lubricants delivered to your door in discreet packaging. Our easy flip top lid allows you to remain laser focused on the task at hand and not lose resilience while fumbling around with impossible push tops or clogged pumps. Helmet Grease – providing premium personal lubricant products for the male sexual warrior. 

The entire Helmet Grease line of products has been personally tested by us, the owners, Larry and Ted.  We were involved in every step of product development and partnered with a family owned company that has been creating superior emollients since 1935.  The enhanced sexual experience that Helmet Grease provides is undeniable. The feel, silkiness, glide, and sensation are unparalleled in the personal lubricant industry. “Liquid velvet” is a phrase we hear over and over to describe our Helmet Grease arsenal polish. But hey, don’t just take our word for it, check out our website. You will thank yourself every time you flip that cap!

To celebrate our launch, Helmet Grease is running a contest to win a free year of lube! That’s right, one tube of Helmet Grease premium lubricant, per month, for twelve months! 

Helmet Grease is looking for like-minded, established organizations and companies to assist us in spreading the message. 

Helmet Grease -- because your arsenal deserves a great polish!

Today we’d like to specifically thank @beefyshaitan for following us and being part of our team.

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Thanks!

Ted and Larry

 

Helmet Grease – because your arsenal deserves a great polish!

 
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